Generic Royal Guard the Second

Generic Royal Guard the Second is a Chaos Marine and former high ranking general of the WRLE.

Official Description
Cloned from the DNA of Ragtime Roast Beefy, Generic Royal Guard is the direct replacement of Generic Royal Guard the First, who was tragically force choked by Vader for his ego the size of the Death Star. He is a friendly, patriotic fellow, who enjoys celebrating and making friends with the citizens of Wattpadia. However, he has a burning hatred for the enemies of his Great Nation, namely One Directioners and Agrabah terrorists. He has a synthetic set of organs, thus taking hours to piss due to his robo kidneys. Is romantically involved with the Seventh Sister.