Timeline

A timeline of the WNS universe. Please note that Wattpadian history is slightly distorted, including the use of companies that didn't exist at the time.

Other

 * 0 BCE: The first year on Earth. The earliest homo species lives, hunted by SCP-682's species and various other predators. Anomalies are extremely common, and the dominant species is the Elemental Lenins.
 * Harry Truman is born, likely from Chuck Norris.

16th century

 * 1578: Papa Acachalla builds his 7-11 out of petrified dragon feces and chunks of baloney.
 * Settlers approach him and request food and shelter, using the 7-11.

20th century

 * 1923: Old Man Blaze opens the Blazey's Shack.
 * 1939: World War II begins.
 * 1941: Aribert Heim begins experimentations on Jews during his time in Nazi Germany.
 * 1942: Big Smacks is kidnapped by Nazis and is raised by Adolf Hitler.
 * Captain America invades NaziDonalds, taking Smacks and raising him for himself.
 * 1943: Captain America is frozen in ice.
 * 1945: World War II ends, Hitler supposedly killing himself.
 * April 12th: Harry Truman becomes President of the United States.
 * Club Penguin opens.
 * Papa Acachalla's 7-11 is bought by 7-11.
 * 1953: Truman's term ends. He ascends into the Spaghettiverse, never to be seen again.
 * Papa, fed up with sharing funds with 7-11, massacres their HQ and takes the company for himself.
 * The Mercury Wars starts, RED and BLU fighting for whatever mercury they can find, and make a fortress made of solid mercury.
 * 19XX: Sometime before 1957, the Wattpadian time anomaly appeared on Earth.
 * 19??: WNS takes place.
 * 19??: WDSR takes place.
 * 1954: The Black Mesa incident occurs, thousands of portal storms open around the planet. The facility is blown up by a Black-mesa-resonance-cascade1.jpgonuclear bomb.
 * The Combine invades Earth.
 * During the attack, every nation work together, creating the Combined Forces.
 * Research on the Big Mac begins.
 * The 10 Day War starts.
 * The Combined Forces lure the Combine into Agrabah. They decimate their army with the Big Mac superweapon, only leaving small groups of surviving soldiers. They then attack the Combine's fleet, destroying many of their ships and forcing them to retreat.
 * The mushroom cloud closes the portal storms by a fatal kick in the nuts.
 * 1957: WDSR 2.0 takes place.
 * March 29: Club Penguin shuts down.
 * March ??: Club Penguin Island opens.
 * ???: WDSR 3.0 takes place.
 * 1967: The Mercy Wars end, with RED having a basket of atleast two ounces of mercury, while BLU had one ounce.
 * 1968: The Gravel Wars start.

21st century

 * 2017: The Covenant takes over the planet.
 * The Covenant falls.
 * Wave 1 takes place.
 * 2018: Wave 1 also takes place.