Police codes

Code 0: Heresy against deities. This includes calling Chuck Norris facts "gay" or a "dead meme", calling the Flying Spaghetti Monster "satire", or saying "Shrek is Drek".

Code 1: Heretical citizenship. Should be captured, tortured, and executed in public.

Code 2: Minions spotted. Should be killed on sight.

Code 3: TF2nimal poachers spotted, should be shot on sight

Code 4: Anime girl dealers. Should be arrested or slaughtered, their girls being sent to HQ for "research"

Code 5: Armed robbery

Code 6: Massacre in progress

Code 7: Zombies

Code Eight: Furries spotted. They are to be brutally murdered on sight.

Code Nine: One Direction/Justin Bieber fans spotted. Attempt arrest first, attack if refused.

Code Ten: World ending anomalies spotted, Foundation should be contacted

Code Eleven: Agrabahian terrorists spotted

Code Twelve: SCP-008 outbreak

Code Thirteen: Green Flu outbreak

Code Fourteen: Payday gang spotted

Code Fifteen: Terrorist attack

Code Sixteen: Combine invasion

Code Seventeen: Hostile aliens have arrived

Code Eighteen: Hide every woman and child in sight, suspects are about to be rapin' everybody

Code Nineteen: Clones of Bruce Willis spotted, proceed with caution

Code Nineteen Eleven Fifteen: Suspect has rolled eyes. Bombing the area is recommended if no civilians or important structures are nearby.

Nine Seveneleventeen: North Korean spies

Slang

Wacky tictacs: Minions

Biotics: Headcrabs, antlions, etc

Towel heads: Agrabah terrorists

Dyson fuckfaces: Combine units

TF2namils: TF2nimals

Walkers: Zombies

Pills here: Illegal contraband found

Gracies: Robbers

Lil' Bo Peep lookin' mothafucka: Gay anthromorphic prostitutes

Anthros: Anthromorphic furry creatures from the Cringeverse

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep: Robbers lost loot

Stupid Shreks: Evil clone of Shrek

Blueberry lookin' fucks: Drek and his cult

Police codes

11-15: Suspects are armed and dangerous

348-902: Suspects resisting arrest

5-8: Suspects have explosives, extremely dangerous

99-99: Suspects are in possession of australium

15-16: Suspects have taken hostages

15-15: Do not engage

19-20: Suspects have surrendered

9-11: Take no prisoners

10-2939-3: Agrabah terrorists have planted the bomb

11-99: Officer needs assistance

99-11: Officer down and in need of medical assistance

99-12: Officer deceased

30-30: TF2nimals attacked and are needed in assistance

30-31: Spycrab migration/TF2nimals in the way, cease fire

49-09: Space Marine deceased, prepare to extract gene-seed

59-59: Suspects have eldritch deity, send in Chuck Norris

909090-1: WRLE officers gone rogue

92-383: Superhero gone rogue, call in Batman

202-505: Reinforcements needed

100-900: The President is being attacked, attackers in need of brutal slaughtering