User blog:THEJJRAT/Traitor

WRLE HQ, two hours later

"Gentlemen, we have a traitor." said The Bat, striding along the conference table.

"Our greatest commander fell to the will of Khorne. Generic Royal Guard the Second, as Dalia knows, was last seen as a Chaos Marine clad in disgusting red armor, and officially betrayed the police by pledging allegience to Agrabah. This is unacceptable. Emperor Trump and our Benefactors have already announced a cover story, that the new terrorists are just hooligans cosplaying as space marines and that Generic just called in sick." he said, shaking his bat booty a little.

"Lord Trump has requested that we find the location of Generic and whack him. He has given us a new wave of supplies to do so, such as the C.A.G.E.D helicarrier and the new shipment of Imperial weaponry." he said, clenching his fist all Batman-like. "You all knew this, of course, since it came through your email this morning. I just wanted to practice my monologuing." said the Bat, before jumping out the window.

Slender Spidey looked on at the broken window, touching himself with glue for lube as he thought about the events that happened recently. Evefybody left the conference room, and Spidey spooped his poo and crawled out of the room, ready to make a secret agreement to save Generic instead of killing him or something.



things im going to use

 * Smiggky Ding Dong Smag Hoe Big Dong Enchilada SPinchalada Pingas Poongas Pingadanga Town, 2018
 * tf2nimals